Nik called me upstairs yesterday afternoon ( Read more... )

I got the highest paying job I applied for yesterday. I woke Kurt up with my squeeing. Then he squeed, too and did the power fist with me ( Read more... )

Dear kids next door ( Read more... )

You stupid kids have been outside screeching your lungs out for the past three hours just for the sake of screeching your lungs out ( Read more... )

( Cut, because you shouldn't have to deal with the things that I do... )